ABECEDARIAN: (adj) of or relating to the alphabet

My To Do List.  

I live and die by the acronym.  Whether it's MTLP, SF, RT, JMF, RB or just WTF, everything has it's abbreviation.

--JMcFred

An Abecedarian Tale of Smug Satisfaction

Not unlike how no one but you is allowed to call your sister a stupid bitch, I don't like people complaining about my computer. (The mouse is too sensitive! The keys are so small! You've hidden all the programs in a folder!) Well, it's MINE, mine to do with whatever I please. Go get your own precious dull moused, big-keyed laptop, big messy programs arranged all willy-nilly! Be my guest! But you leave Puppy alone! (My computer's name is Puppy, yes...) 

Xmas '08: I got a gift of skull 'n' crossbones themed keyboard stickers from my mom. They take forever to apply, especially if you're anal retentive like me, but apply I did, and it took all night. The intended end result? See picture above. Sweet! The cool additional bonus result? It's REALLY hard to type on it, unless you're a skilled keyboardist who's totally used to it, like me! Most of the former complainers simply give up and use Stephen's new laptop instead. And I get to enjoy Puppy all by myself (even though she is a stupid bitch sometimes).

--ATay